Pantonrull is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful dingo.

Pantonrull created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pantonrull, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pantonrull, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pantonrull's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Pantonrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pantonrull.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.