Pantonrull is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful
dingo.
Pantonrull created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pantonrull, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Pantonrull, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Pantonrull's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Pantonrull's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat aubergines.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Pantonrull.
3. Pray towards the north.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.