Hubtinmet is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid
bear.
Hubtinmet created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hubtinmet, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Hubtinmet, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Hubtinmet's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Hubtinmet's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not hurt doves.