Pigfitboddidwegfligcat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, narcissistic goblin.

Pigfitboddidwegfligcat created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigfitboddidwegfligcat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pigfitboddidwegfligcat, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pigfitboddidwegfligcat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Pigfitboddidwegfligcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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