Sinbessquim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable penguin.

Sinbessquim created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinbessquim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sinbessquim, it will ignore you.

Sinbessquim's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sinbessquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about fire.
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