Hitfotbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, flying salamander.

Hitfotbiss created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitfotbiss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hitfotbiss, it will have a low opinion of you.

Hitfotbiss' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hitfotbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Hitfotbiss must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Worship no other gods but Hitfotbiss.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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