Yaksag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, almighty coyote.

Yaksag created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yaksag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yaksag, he will destroy your favourite star.

Yaksag's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Yaksag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Put Yaksag first in all things.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Never eat bark.