Jatfosshud is a god.

It takes the form of a small, deceitful mink.

Jatfosshud created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Jatfosshud, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jatfosshud, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Jatfosshud's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Jatfosshud's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never paint your feet white.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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