Miprot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, selfish penguin.

Miprot created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Miprot, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Miprot, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Miprot's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Miprot's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near dolphins.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Miprot loves mites, so they must be honoured.

5. Always obey Miprot's priests.