Tagpidstipjop is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, dishonourable coyote.

Tagpidstipjop created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagpidstipjop, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tagpidstipjop, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tagpidstipjop's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tagpidstipjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Retreat if six ducks approach from the north.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never hurt moths.