Garsandmabsat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous rat.

Garsandmabsat created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Garsandmabsat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Garsandmabsat, she will remove you from existence.

Garsandmabsat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Garsandmabsat's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Feed all hungry frogs.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not drink alcohol.