Fedzog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy octopus.

Fedzog created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedzog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fedzog, it will make you grow a tail.

Fedzog's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fedzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Retreat if seven otters approach from the west.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always obey Fedzog's priests.