Carflapduss Gupweeart is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, wise salamander.

Carflapduss Gupweeart created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carflapduss Gupweeart, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Carflapduss Gupweeart, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Carflapduss Gupweeart's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Carflapduss Gupweeart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Worship no other gods but Carflapduss Gupweeart.