Zanlarghub Gemsawgemcum is a god.

He takes the form of a large, prudent slug.

Zanlarghub Gemsawgemcum created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanlarghub Gemsawgemcum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zanlarghub Gemsawgemcum, he will try to impress you with trees.

Zanlarghub Gemsawgemcum's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Zanlarghub Gemsawgemcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never feed nuts to tortoises while wearing purple trousers.

4. Always look after injured squirrels.

5. Run away if six sheep approach from the east.