Omtkapnull is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty
alligator.
Omtkapnull created gold nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Omtkapnull, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Omtkapnull, he will be very unhappy.
Omtkapnull's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Omtkapnull's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Never wear gray tights.