Omtkapnull is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty alligator.

Omtkapnull created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtkapnull, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Omtkapnull, he will be very unhappy.

Omtkapnull's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Omtkapnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never wear gray tights.