Mistomfum is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless fox.

Mistomfum created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mistomfum, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mistomfum, he will jump up and down on your head.

Mistomfum's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Mistomfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mistomfum.

3. Never run near sharks.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always take life seriously.