Zimgednig is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving spider.

Zimgednig created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimgednig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zimgednig, he will turn you into a puffin.

Zimgednig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zimgednig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always obey Zimgednig's priests.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Zimgednig on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.