Migingtarping is a god.

She takes the form of a small, self-assured hamster.

Migingtarping created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Migingtarping, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Migingtarping, she will destroy your favourite star.

Migingtarping's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Migingtarping's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always obey Migingtarping's priests.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.