Higpombam is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, fussy gorilla.

Higpombam created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higpombam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Higpombam, she will try to impress you with trees.

Higpombam's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Higpombam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white tapirs for they are unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Higpombam on top of all buildings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.