Dunsissag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, uncaring wolf.

Dunsissag created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunsissag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dunsissag, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dunsissag's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dunsissag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must love Dunsissag.