Nibquatsug is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, grumpy turtle.

Nibquatsug created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibquatsug, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nibquatsug, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nibquatsug's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nibquatsug's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not kill snails.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. You must never eat lemons.