Rotlarnxin is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, capable finch.

Rotlarnxin created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotlarnxin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rotlarnxin, he will turn you into a tree.

Rotlarnxin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Rotlarnxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rotlarnxin's priests.

2. Snakes are not to be trusted.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

5. Never go into orange rooms.