Labtettibid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust dryad.

Labtettibid created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labtettibid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Labtettibid, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Labtettibid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Labtettibid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never look at moons.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Never eat rice.