Larndubxen is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured raven.

Larndubxen created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Larndubxen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larndubxen, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Larndubxen's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Larndubxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Larndubxen on top of important buildings.