Dogmigfen is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, uncaring wyrm.

Dogmigfen created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogmigfen, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dogmigfen, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dogmigfen's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dogmigfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect five copper sculptures of Dogmigfen on top of important buildings.

5. Retreat if seven porpoises approach from the west.