Dibbadstigmitfom is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witless centaur.

Dibbadstigmitfom created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibbadstigmitfom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dibbadstigmitfom, it will turn you into a tree.

Dibbadstigmitfom's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dibbadstigmitfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dibbadstigmitfom's name in vain.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.