Daddotciss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful horse.

Daddotciss created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daddotciss, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Daddotciss, she will destroy your home planet.

Daddotciss' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Daddotciss' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Put Daddotciss first in all things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about fire.
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