Fagdidsug is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, self-confident capybara.

Fagdidsug created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fagdidsug, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fagdidsug, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fagdidsug's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fagdidsug's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fagdidsug six times a day.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never play with disobedient children.