Inghadken is a god.

She takes the form of a small, effective wolf.

Inghadken created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Inghadken, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Inghadken, she will curse you with boils.

Inghadken's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Inghadken's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about birds.

2. Always obey Inghadken's priests.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never talk about cell theory.