Negdibgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, quiet hummingbird.

Negdibgeb created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Negdibgeb, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Negdibgeb, he will have a low opinion of you.

Negdibgeb's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Negdibgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not take Negdibgeb's name in vain.

3. Never bounce near turtles.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.