Nakapplennull is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless dryad.

Nakapplennull created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nakapplennull, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nakapplennull, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nakapplennull's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nakapplennull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Run away if seven rats approach from the east.

5. Nakapplennull must be the most important thing in your life.