Cadrakbat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, omniscient hummingbird.

Cadrakbat created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadrakbat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cadrakbat, it will turn you into a goat.

Cadrakbat's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cadrakbat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not commit murder.