Arntofgut is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, vain squid.

Arntofgut created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Arntofgut, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Arntofgut, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Arntofgut's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Arntofgut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never hurt dogs.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Do not stand on grass.