Sitcibsab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid wyvern.

Sitcibsab created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitcibsab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sitcibsab, he will cry a lot.

Sitcibsab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sitcibsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help great tits.