Taggodpin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate shark.

Taggodpin created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taggodpin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Taggodpin, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Taggodpin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Taggodpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Run away from green sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not kill squirrels.