Ripstragnillfadnathug is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered walrus.

Ripstragnillfadnathug created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripstragnillfadnathug, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ripstragnillfadnathug, she will try to impress you with trees.

Ripstragnillfadnathug's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Ripstragnillfadnathug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Never feed aubergines to tapirs while wearing pink shoes.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.