Busbengarfutsaklidlinrill is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, staggering
scorpion.
Busbengarfutsaklidlinrill created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Busbengarfutsaklidlinrill, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Busbengarfutsaklidlinrill, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Busbengarfutsaklidlinrill's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Busbengarfutsaklidlinrill's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about amino acids.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Busbengarfutsaklidlinrill.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Busbengarfutsaklidlinrill on top of all buildings.
5. Do not cook food in pots.