Padbug is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, humane
lizard.
Padbug created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Padbug, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Padbug, he will not invite you to parties.
Padbug's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Padbug's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Do not shave your chest.
3. Always obey Padbug's priests.
4. Hide from red gulls for they are unholy.
5. Erect nine iron sculptures of Padbug on top of important buildings.