Padbug is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, humane lizard.

Padbug created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Padbug, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Padbug, he will not invite you to parties.

Padbug's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Padbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Always obey Padbug's priests.

4. Hide from red gulls for they are unholy.

5. Erect nine iron sculptures of Padbug on top of important buildings.