Pog is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate mongoose.

Pog created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pog, he will boil you in a big pot.

Pog's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Pog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Pog loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always obey Pog's priests.