Manarf Parkhamdon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident mongoose.

Manarf Parkhamdon created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manarf Parkhamdon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Manarf Parkhamdon, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Manarf Parkhamdon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Manarf Parkhamdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Manarf Parkhamdon on top of all buildings.

5. Always pray immersed in water.