Barnapp is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty faun.

Barnapp created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnapp, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Barnapp, he will turn you into a plant.

Barnapp's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Barnapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tortoises.

2. Do not take Barnapp's name in vain.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.