Bigzogyog is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind crocodile.

Bigzogyog created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigzogyog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bigzogyog, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bigzogyog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bigzogyog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple porpoises, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Bigzogyog loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.