Kabstipcim is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous crane.

Kabstipcim created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabstipcim, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kabstipcim, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kabstipcim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kabstipcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not dye your hair red.