Vagtomyog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, merciful fox.

Vagtomyog created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagtomyog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vagtomyog, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vagtomyog's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Vagtomyog's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hide if nine snails approach from the north.