Tonbadsad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent beaver.

Tonbadsad created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Tonbadsad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonbadsad, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tonbadsad's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tonbadsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.