Quagbeddodbom is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, wise jackal.

Quagbeddodbom created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagbeddodbom, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quagbeddodbom, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Quagbeddodbom's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Quagbeddodbom's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Quagbeddodbom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.