Cisswonsad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet swallow.

Cisswonsad created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisswonsad, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cisswonsad, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cisswonsad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cisswonsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. You must pray to Cisswonsad nine times a day.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not take Cisswonsad's name in vain.