Jigfebrot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, witless duck.

Jigfebrot created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigfebrot, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jigfebrot, he will try to impress you with trees.

Jigfebrot's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Jigfebrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.