Pibdusshat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying turtle.

Pibdusshat created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibdusshat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pibdusshat, she will turn you into a mole.

Pibdusshat's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Pibdusshat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Do not chop down trees.