Cinpopbop is a god.

He takes the form of a small, quiet mouse.

Cinpopbop created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cinpopbop, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cinpopbop, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cinpopbop's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cinpopbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of horses.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Put Cinpopbop first in all things.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Always help dogs.