Cummitdad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-confident hamster.

Cummitdad created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Cummitdad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cummitdad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cummitdad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cummitdad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four tapirs approach from the west.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Always wear green.

5. Never wear dresses.